BIG TENT ATTRACTION:  Yellow Maze

I’m lost.  Every turn I take is a dead end.  I can’t climb over and I can’t crawl under.  I could try and push through but I am fearful that the thorns and prickly leaves would shred my already bruised skin.

I don’t like this.

Who likes being lost?  In a maze?  Alone?

Nobody can show me the way out.  Nobody is here.  I want out.  Please let me out.  Can I go back to the start?  I’ll try harder. I promise to train harder. I promise to be a better performer.  Please let me go back to the start.  Please let me try again.

I don’t want to play anymore.

Right.  Left.  Left.  Right again.  Left.

I see an exit.  I see two exits.  Which one do I take?  Do I go right?  Or do I go left?

Choose right and I get to put on a new costume consisting of a permanent tube in my stomach.  This tube forms part of my new act.  In this new act I pour two litres of magic liquid down the thin tube. The magic liquid cleans my insides and is then drained out again.  It would take me 45 minutes to perform this act and come rain, hail or sunshine I’d be expected to perform three times a day, everyday.

Choose left and my new costume is a tube in my arm or neck.  My new act involves being hooked up to a machine in a hospital three times a week.

Left or right?  Right or left?

Both exits mean new costumes and drop me down a rabbit hole.  A rabbit hole without cake and tea parties.  My rabbit hole is yellow and smells like disinfectant and vegetable soup.  My rabbit hole opens on Tuesday.

Left or right?